When they saw me in my spacesuit,
parachute dragging alongside as I walked, they started to back away in fear.
September 30th
1:25 AM cdt
got the littlest pumpkin in tha patch! as is tradition

got the littlest pumpkin in tha patch! as is tradition

September 26th
1:05 AM cdt
look out for these guinea pig lookin fuzzy caterpillar jerks. i just sat on one and their stung hurts more than when i was stung by a scorpion.

look out for these guinea pig lookin fuzzy caterpillar jerks. i just sat on one and their stung hurts more than when i was stung by a scorpion.

September 19th
2:39 PM cdt
you know you work too much when ur plants are 3in taller than they were last time you saw them

you know you work too much when ur plants are 3in taller than they were last time you saw them

September 16th
2:47 PM cdt
betcha didnt knw those fuzzy lil yellow caterpillars  laid fuzzy lil yellow eggs. doppleggers

betcha didnt knw those fuzzy lil yellow caterpillars laid fuzzy lil yellow eggs. doppleggers

September 15th
6:25 PM cdt
this is the best way to lay in windows

this is the best way to lay in windows

September 13th
5:29 AM cdt
September 10th
2:48 AM cdt
made my cat a lil house out of an old shirt and some coat hangers. its real ugly but she loves it.

made my cat a lil house out of an old shirt and some coat hangers. its real ugly but she loves it.

September 7th
6:25 PM cdt
hahah caught yawnin

hahah caught yawnin

September 5th
3:56 PM cdt

ur killin meeee

August 25th
8:13 PM cdt
hahaha bojack horseman’s assistant in the 90’s looks just like me

hahaha bojack horseman’s assistant in the 90’s looks just like me

August 23rd
2:49 PM cdt
August 15th
2:08 PM cdt
my cats a creep. through and through

my cats a creep. through and through

August 5th
3:08 AM cdt
i have the hobbies of a 9 yr old boy

i have the hobbies of a 9 yr old boy

August 1st
2:47 PM cdt
grew dat

grew dat

July 24th
4:11 PM cdt
cucumber lemon agua fresca (at T-Loc’s Sonora Hot Dogs)

cucumber lemon agua fresca (at T-Loc’s Sonora Hot Dogs)